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328 Instagram Bio Ideas That Will Take Your Profile To The Next Level
Crafting a perfectly curated Instagram grid takes tons of time and effort. You have to figure out your aesthetic and find the perfect lighting, angles, and shots to make your Instagram account the Instagram account to follow. Ofc, you’ve already got that down pact, but there’s one little thing that may fly under the radar — your Instagram bio. It’s the first thing people see when they check out your profile. Before your followers can leave heart-eye emojis under your latest selfie, blow up the comment section of your homecoming reel, or make your prom carousel dump go viral, your Instagram bio reveals what you and your page are all about. Your profile helps you make a lasting impression on social media, so that’s all the more reason to have the best Instagram bio.
Your Instagram bio can consist of so many different things. If you’re a proud alumni or a newly-enrolled student so proud that you got into your dream school, you can show love to your alma mater by including your school name and graduation year in your Instagram bio. Maybe you’re a beauty enthusiast or a foodie. Shout out your passions in your bio. You can also use funny emojis to show just how amazing you are.
No matter if you want to revamp your Instagram bio or create one for the very first time, we’ve got you covered. Here’s a list of the coolest Instagram bios to take your social media game to the next level.
Funny Bios
- The best place to double tap.
- My life is split between IG and Animal Crossing.
- Friday is my favorite F-word.
- Don’t grow up. It’s a trap!
- Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
- Out of my mind. Back in 5.
- Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
- New bio. Who’s this?
- Here to serve the cat overlords.
- Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer to participate selectively.
- I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
- BRB, becoming a billionaire.
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 people.
- My bio is 99% loaded.
- Used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
- Not sure what I’m doing, but I’m making the best of it.
- Scratch here » « to see my secret bio.
- Winging it just like my eyeliner.
- The bags under my eyes are designer.
- I would run the world, but the couch is right here.
- Posting for a friend, and the friend is me.
- Paper cut survivor.
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 people.
- My puns are always intended.
- We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal.
- Waste your time wisely.
- I pause my anime just to post here.
- Probably talking about the Patriots.
- The IG account about nothing.
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- Link in bio.
- Swipe for less.
- No, this is Patrick!
- Call me, beep me.
- What should I put here?
- *Insert clever bio here*
- A day in the life: Eat avocado toast, post Instagram videos, and read Instagram comments.
- First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.
- Professional napper.
- Always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood.
- I don’t look like this in real life.
- A caffeine-dependent life form.
- Professional procrastinator.
- My life is about as organized as a $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
- I like long, romantic walks down every aisle of Target.
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- My dog is my best friend.
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Silly Bios
- I desperately need two six-month vacations this year.
- I put the “hot” in “psychotic.”
- So what if I can’t sing? I’ll sing anyway.
- Tacos won’t break your heart.
- Why do I smile? Because I absolutely have no idea what’s happening.
- I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
- Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
- I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Time is precious, waste it wisely.
- Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
- She’s stillness in a world of chaos.
- I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
- Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
- Remember half the people you know are below average.
- Introvert. Creator. Coffee nerd. Infuriatingly humble beer aficionado. Organizer.
- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- I’m not lazy…I’m on energy saving mode.
- Sky is Not the Limit the Mind is
- Born at a very young age
- When nothing seems right….go left!!
- This seat is taken
- We all start as strangers
- A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
- Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a ninja.
- Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
- Who said I’m funny? I’m actually very mean, but everyone thinks I’m just kidding.
- The Earth’s rotation really makes my day.
- I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
- Just another paper-cut survivor.
- I only use Instagram to stalk…
- It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
- I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
- In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire.
- A very caffeine dependant life form.
- I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
- Being an ice cream addict is heaven on earth.
- Meh is the new normal.
- Life is too short to be updating Instagram bios.
- If you can’t find me on Instagram, just check the refrigerator.
- I’m a combo of sweet and spice.
- I am looking here to find some space.
- I work for money, but for loyalty hire dog.
- Sorry for taking the same boring face every day.
- Die having memories, don’t die with just dreams.
- Be all in or get out. There is no in between.
- These are the days we live for.
- To infinity and beyond.
- Life is really short, try to smile while you still have all of your teeth.
- Travel far enough you meet yourself.
- You keep me safe. I’ll keep you wild.
- Simplicity is the key to happiness.
- Style is nothing but what we choose.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Love what you do.
- Dreams Goals
- I got to where I am today by being me
- Spending my days in a well so I can say they’ve been well spent
- Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- I dress as if I’m about to see my arch nemesis
- Navigating the ups and downs of life one day at a time.
- Healthy living begins with a healthy mind.
- Livin’ the dream
- Here’s my story for the history books.
- This is me.
- No this isn’t a dream, this is my reality.
- Wanna know my story? Press that follow button.
- I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
- Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I am going!
- Follow along to witness history in the making.
- Working hard to make my mitochondria proud!
- I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming.
- Eat. Sleep. Create.
- I’m so awesome, I wish I had a friend like me.
- Don’t ever be afraid to shine.
- Always remember to be strongest in your tough times.
- Livin’ a little.
- Creating my own sunshine.
Find Enchanting Holiday Treasures at Glenda’s Christmas Cottage
As the holiday season approaches, the sweet scent of hot spiced apple juice fills the air, and toes begin to tap to bouncy Christmas tunes. What better place to experience these delights than at Glenda’s Christmas Cottage.
The home-grown holiday shop is must see place for any Yuletide lovers celebrating the joy of Christmas.
Glenda’s Christmas Cottage 2023
Entering its 35 th anniversary with enchanting charm, Glenda’s Christmas Cottage greets you right away with a festive red front door. Inside the boutique you’ll find dazzling collections of Christmas ornaments sure to check off gift ideas on your list.
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Celebrate the warm, elegant and earthy touches of sage green with a woodland Santa figure. Or go for the glitter with luxurious champagne colored gold balls. Or tap into the rustic comfort of antique white metal snowflakes.
Glenda’s also carries highly popular Christmas collectibles such as Byers Choice Carollers, Authentic Dickens Village, Snowbabies, and more.
Don’t forget to grab a delectable mug of hot spiced apple juice to sip on while you browse!
The shop also hosts fun holiday events, including:
- Dicken’s Village Celebration – November 2
- Tree Decorating Class – November 24
- Santa In The Country – November 25
- Christmas Mat Painting Class – November 30
- Christmas Picture Painting Class – December 6
Whether its to decorate your fireplace with a snow globe, or adorn your tree with lights that sparkle, Glenda’s Christmas Cottage should be at the top of your list.
Event Details
Glenda’s Christmas Cottage is located on 4557 Mt Lehman Road in Abbotsford, BC. The store is open for both online and in-store shopping throughout the season.
In-store shopping begins on November 1 and runs until December 23. Online shopping is available now until January 30.
Store hours are:
- Sunday: 12pm to 5pm
- Monday: Closed
- Tuesday: 10am to 5pm
- Wednesday: 10am to 5pm
- Thursday: 10am to 5pm
- Friday: 10am to 7:30pm
- Saturday: 10am to 5pm
For more local attractions, check out our new events calendar.
